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Why I’m NOT Dreaming of a White Christmas {And Never Will Again} ~ A NickMom Inspired Story #Motherfunny
I am most definitely NOT dreaming of a white Christmas, and I never will again. Sure, the idea of a snowy holiday season is romantic, but the reality was just a little too much for us last year and I hope we never have a repeat. For those of you from the northern latitudes, this tale of woe will seem ridiculous. My sisters from the warmer regions of the world will most likely empathize with our story of Snowmageddon 2012. You should know that I am one who takes the holidays a little too seriously and longs for a picture perfect celebration that never quite comes to fruition. If you fall short of the Martha Stewart mark like me, take a minute and head over NickMom and you’re guaranteed to laugh and realize you’re not alone.
Last year, there was a lot of anticipation as Christmas approached. I’m the oldest of four kids and all of us were finally going to share a holiday celebration after living spread across the country. We all arrived in Arkansas at our parents’ house with our kids and dogs and spouses and presents and suitcases and got seriously amped up to celebrate. We glanced at the forecast, which was calling for snow, but dismissed it thinking it probably wouldn’t happen. When you are from a mostly mild climate, everyone panics whenever snow is predicted and raids the grocery store buying all the things and then we get two minutes of flakes. It is such a letdown every time. So, you learn not to get your hopes up. After all, it was in the 60s outside will full sunshine. We hoped to wake up to a white Christmas, but just knew it wouldn’t happen.
Santa came and delivered in a major way. Toys and boxes and wrapping paper littered the living room. We ate a glorious lunch and then packed up two members of the family to make their flights. The airport car returned and the storm rolled in, out of nowhere. All of a sudden, it was raining, then sleeting, then snowing. The sleet stuck to the tree branches and the snow stuck to it. Branches started to fall, and the transformer in our neighborhood blew, knocking out the power. Nobody panic, I’m sure it will be on again soon. Little did we know, it was going out all over the state. Craziness was about to let loose.
We gathered candles and made it a fun game at first. Then it started to get cold. Really cold, really fast. We added layers and figured out dinner, thinking surely the power would come on soon. The snow kept coming. This type of weather is normal in Minnesota, but not down south. Most towns in Arkansas don’t have sand trucks and most southern people wouldn’t know what to do with snow chains. We just stay inside and huddle up.
What you need to know about a power outage, is that the first day is pretty fun. You feel like you’re on a camping trip and the kids feel like everything’s a big adventure. I pretended I was a character in a Jane Austen novel carrying my candle around and blowing it out before bed. The FIVE dogs we had in the house where an asset, really, because they provided warmth.
A white Christmas may make you feel like this. Be careful what you ask for. |
Day 2 of a power outage, the fun quotient goes out the window. Survival mode sets in and everyone is in a bad mood. The carnage of our Christmas feast mocked us. The dishes were unwashed and we were too cold to deal with them. The toys sat abandoned as our children shivered and asked when the lights would come back on. It was a Christmas disaster.
Did I mention the trees? Not the beautiful Christmas tree my mother painstakingly decorated. Oh no, I’m talking about the trees in the backyard. In the middle of the night, we woke to a huge crack. It wasn’t a return visit from Santa’s sleigh, but a giant pine tree careening towards the house. The fall was broken by smaller trees, and we all ran downstairs in a panic because my brother was asleep in the den directly in the tree’s path. All of the adults stared out the glass door awestruck. We woke my brother and told him the tree was coming for him. He sat up, looked out the window, and then said, “Nope, it’s not going to hit me.” Then he went back to sleep. Seriously, dude? He is a decorated war veteran who lost a leg in Afghanistan, so his reaction to danger is a little different than your average person. He’s not one to panic. He was right, too. The tree didn’t hit our house, but instead took out the neighbor’s fence. And several other trees. Good times.
Branches in the backyard at the beginning of the storm. |
By the afternoon of Day 2 we knew we had to get out of there. Miraculously, we discovered the power was on at my great aunt’s house. We loaded all of our stuff up, with 6 adults, 3 kids, and the 5 dogs. We picked up my grandmother and headed over to camp at Aunt Freda’s. Let me set the scene. Freda has lived alone for the last 50 years since her parents died, and was in a rehab facility because of a recent stroke. She was thrilled to help, but to move 10 people and 5 dogs in to a house where one person has lived alone doesn’t always work well. We learned a lot about Aunt Freda that week. For instance, the only things in her cupboard were 24 boxes of waffle cones. And in the fridge… you guessed it, lots of ice cream and not much else. Perfect for a snow storm {sarcasm font}. The alarm system went haywire and Freda couldn’t remember the codes. Jed had to get creative to get the endless beeping to stop before we all lost it. The plumbing in the kitchen backed up because it was used more than it could handle. My brother showed up after a grocery store run with a super intoxicated friend he didn’t want driving. The Bear stepped in a pile of dog poop from one of the FIVE dogs we had in the house, and he FREAKED out. It was an adventure.
The power was out for about 10 days, but we all cleared out as soon as the roads did leaving my parents to deal with the aftermath. We’re jerks, I know. Most of the state of Arkansas was without power for a week and the destruction was epic. Lots of folks were in the same boat as we were, and I’ve heard many hilarious stories from friends whose holidays were affected by Snowmageddon 2012.
Our perfect Christmas went down in flames, or rather in a bank of snow. We still had a great time together and spent more time talking and laughing than we would with the normal distractions that things like electricity bring. I hope you enjoyed our snowy story. If you’re looking for more holiday funnies, check out this post and this one as well on NickMom.com. You can also follow @NickMom on Twitter and on Facebook for more giggles during this crazy season.
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Prepping for Christmas with Disney Planes and Cars
As part of a sponsored opportunity with Collective Bias, I decided to get some early Christmas shopping done with Walmart’s selection of Disney Pixar Cars and Disney Planes.
Dusty, Bravo, and Skipper |
I needed stocking stuffers and thought the Disney Planes and Disney Pixar Cars toys would be perfect for my little man. The Bear loves to play with vehicles of all kinds, and fell in love with Cars the Movie during our beach trip this summer. We are taking him to see Planes the Movie for his first ever real movie in a theater. I wanted to get a few Disney Pixar Cars toys before they are gone, and knew the Disney Planes toys would be a huge hit in his stocking.
Pull and Fly Bravo |
You may think I’m totally crazy for Christmas shopping this early, but the truth is I’m actually finished shopping for our son. I still have to finish shopping for everyone else, but I love getting it done throughout the year, rather than waiting until the last minute. You can read more about my frugal Christmas tips here. Shopping early allows me to pick and choose my gifts carefully and stick to our budget. All of the Disney Pixar Cars toys are on clearance right now at Walmart, so I got some fabulous deals. You can see more of my shopping trip here on Google+.
Checking out Mater. |
The toys fit in perfectly with the Bear’s big gift, and will take up residence in his stocking on Christmas Eve. I’m so glad to have the stocking stuffers checked off the list, because they are always the last thing I find. I want to choose thoughtful gifts rather than whatever is available at the last minute. If you are a fan of the Disney Pixar Films, now is the time to snap up the World of Cars toys before they go away.
So in love. |
The worst part for me about shopping early is waiting to give the gifts. I couldn’t take it, so I gave the Bear his Mater truck as a reward for all of his work potty training these past few weeks. My reward for hard potty training work was two hours of laying out at a friend’s pool with my girlfriends and no kids. Everybody’s a winner at the Eby house. The Bear absolutely loves Mater and carried him around all day. He recognized him immediately and quickly introduced him to his other cars and trucks, saying “meet friends” over and over. So cute, my heart melted in a puddle. I can’t wait to see his little eyes light up when he recognizes his new planes on Christmas morning. His big gift will give him lots more space to drive his cars and fly his planes, but for now he is completely entertained with the road we made out of a cardboard box and duct tape. I love this kid.
Mater meets the duct tape road. |
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Frugal Christmas: Our Red and Aqua Mantle and Color Scheme
These blue mason jars were a gift from my Meme (that’s southern for grandmother) and I use them all the time. I filled them with Smell of Christmas potpourri by Aromatique, an Arkansas company. I tied red ribbon leftover from other projects around them and placed this cute little trio on one end of the mantle.
Our stockings are hung by the chimney with care. I made Jed’s and mine, but ended up throwing the one I attempted for the Bear away in a fit of crafting rage last year (long story). You can read about how I made ours here.
For the wreath I took apart this spring wreath, spray painted it white, and wrapped it in aqua ribbon. I used pine cones that were already wired from my bouquet in Marci’s winter wedding, spray painted them white, and tied them with aqua and white ribbons. I attached three red jingle bells leftover from the Bear’s toddler friendly Christmas tree. I hung it with wide aqua ribbon.
I bought the joy sign at a yard sale a few years back, and the red and aqua Christmas balls were from after Christmas clearance years ago. I nestled them in aqua fine net tulle that I also used the last few years.
The red candles normally live in other spots around the house, but they look cute as a trio mirroring the trio of mason jars.
I carried the red and aqua theme into our bedroom by decorating another mini tree with leftover jingle bells and white ribbon.
Frugal Christmas: A Toddler Friendly Mini Tree
I LOVE decorating for Christmas. I long for a touch of Christmas cheer in every room of the house. The Bear’s room is a special challenge because he is now 18 months old and into EVERYTHING. He can reach to grab things off his shelves and has a special gift for taking things apart. I decided the answer was a toddler friendly mini tree, but my budget was only $5.
I looked at mini tree ornaments at Michael’s, Hobby Lobby, and Target, but most of what I found was either breakable or a choking hazard. Yikes. I remembered seeing a fun idea using plastic animals on Young House Love last year, but I couldn’t find the post and got frustrated. After strolling the aisles of Hobby Lobby I came across a big container of large red jingle bells on sale for $3.50. Jingle bells are festive, give a pop of color on my little silver tree, aren’t breakable, and are too big to be a choking hazard. Hooray! I bought white grosgrain ribbon on sale for $1 and pieces through each bell.
The Bear had a fabulous time playing with the bells and was able to help me decorate his tree. Hello, fine motor skill development! I love the simplicity and festiveness of his tree, and the fact that he can’t break it or hurt himself on it. Let’s call it a Christmas Mini Tree Miracle.
Frugal Gift Ideas: Personalized Coffee Mugs
Everyone found a mug of their choice. There were three different shapes and sizes. I told everyone the could use Sharpies as long as they didn’t put it near the lip of the mug or on the inside. I shared the doily stencil idea, and demonstrated how to tape the stencils onto the mugs. Then everyone went for it. Some folks used just Sharpies, others used just acrylics, and still more used a combination of the two. I let them all dry, baked them at 350 for 30 minutes, and then let them cool. The Sharpies ran until they dried, FYI.
Take a look at a few of our finished products. I used a Sharpie to paint my mug, but kept the marker clear of the area where my mouth would be. You can see the pattern the doily made on a few of the mugs above and below.
Some of the mugs that were totally covered in acrylic needed to be glazed after baking. They ended up with a rough, dry finish. The Sharpied mugs and mugs with smaller patches of paint looked great after being baked. If you make these as a gift, be sure to let the recipient know that they need to be hand washed.