I’ve seen a lot of life lists in various forms around the blog world, and decided to make one of my own.  I’m going in a slightly different direction.  Here for your reading enjoyment is a list of ten things I don’t do.  Were I a famous actress these would all be clauses in my contracts.  

I don’t…

1. keep plants alive

2. iron clothes

3. eat meat that looks like the original animal

4. shower daily

5. text while driving

6. ride ferris wheels

7. watch scary movies

8. enjoy clowns or mascots or costumed theme park characters

9. keep up with the Kardashians

10. wear shorts 

What are a few things you don’t do?